Personal Incarnation [Beta Edition] TG15 where X is the number

where X is the number of cards in your hand

and I *have* tried

Set: Double Masters 2022 Type: Legendary Creature — Human Shaman Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{R}{G}{W} {2}

Set: Foreign Black Border Type: Sorcery Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{W} Each player chooses a number of lands they control equal to the number of lands controlled by the player who controls the fewest

Set: Secret Lair Drop Series Type: Creature — Zombie Rarity: Rare Cost: {B} Carrion Feeder can't block

Personal Incarnation [Beta Edition] TG15 where X is the numberSet: Beta Edition Type: Creature Avatar Incarnation Rarity: Rare Cost: {3}{W}{W}{W} {0}: The next 1 damage that would be dealt to Personal Incarnation this turn is dealt to its owner instead. Only Personal Incarnation's owner may activate this ability. When Personal Incarnation dies, its owner loses half their life, rounded up.