Hey Billionaires! Bunkers Will Suck. Mars Will Suck More. Just Be Less Greedy. Keep Earth Habitable. Long Sleeve Tee Size:M The shirt may not be

The shirt may not be free but your spirit is

at least not in California

what reasonably sane person wants to laugh at concentration camp victims

I feel like if the kid is young enough you could definitely get save big bucks by taking them to the Sailor Twift ERAZ tribute band knockoff tour and they'd never really know the difference

Some jerk off came on the elevator with their phone on speaker

Hey Billionaires! Bunkers Will Suck. Mars Will Suck More. Just Be Less Greedy. Keep Earth Habitable. Long Sleeve Tee Size:M The shirt may not beHoarding that much wealth is a sickness that somehow has the power to destroy us all. Why are we all agreeing to this system where it's even possible? Like, I don't know, all the movies with astronauts make space seem cool and fun because of the cinematography but it just seems like it would suck in actuality. There's no ocean to swim in, no trees to look at, no cool breeze on your face, and you're pooping into a vacuum sealed bag. Living in space