NPC Hoodie Camping These items are one percent

These items are one percent more expensive than the rest of the catalog to show that you're a one-percenter

It's a cool name for a genre of music but kind of confusing since it's now also considered classic rock

This shirt is vague enough that nobody can tell where you stand

if you are

we don't sell the pointy hats

NPC Hoodie Camping These items are one percentEver want to be able to just pick a phrase and repeat it to anyone who talks to you all day, but also be able to pick something more interesting than "I'm doing OK, thanks"? Want to be able to say something like "Legend says there is treasure in the cave to the north" to anybody who talks to you and just repeat yourself ad infinitum? It both takes the pressure off and keeps things interesting. Wear this and give yourself that freedom. The classic fit