Happy [Insert Occasion] Long Sleeve Tee Strongly In Favor now the irony that everyone

now the irony that everyone things you're an arrogant prick even though Geoffrey is the one who insists on spelling his name that way is killing you

Go into any event and get the VIP treatment and/or let black market organ thieves know that you've been keeping yours nice and fresh for eventual reuse

but it's dawning on me now that I could do better

all anybody with a moderate understanding of the social dynamics at play sees is that you are OK with state sanctioned murder of innocent people because of the color of their skin

Sometimes simple is good

Happy [Insert Occasion] Long Sleeve Tee Strongly In Favor now the irony that everyoneI'm probably getting a vasectomy this year. My two kids are amazing and I love them more than anything, but I don't think we've got the bandwidth for a third. I want to celebrate it sort of like a bris, with a bunch of loved ones milling around the waiting room eating hors d'oeuvres and enjoying each other's company. Then I emerge from the surgical suite, wearing a jockstrap full of ice (or so I'm told), and everyone cheers for me and gives little