If people are willing to pay $100 market price for a card, why not just print the cards and sell them directly instead of via booster packs
The flavor here is absolutely smashing
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The most simplistic, retro game design is from Patrick Star as Barktooth Warbeard, a 7-mana 6/5 with no rule text that has no idea what it's doing but is really just happy to be here (gosh, remember when we used to get vanilla creatures?)
The stickered permanent could be Big Winner itself or another permanent you control
Lose the crown and that all goes away, though you still have a 5/5 trample creature to get it back