Stitchers Supplier arrived in Core Set 2019
The added bonus of giving potential boons to my opponents makes it just the right amount of jank
Minsc, Beloved Ranger Minsc, Beloved Ranger brings Boo a 1/1 hamster with haste and trample and then pumps any creature into a giant threat
Doing any or all of these at instant speed can allow you to set up game-ending turns out of seemingly nowhere, and its all tacked onto a counterspell
While it's true she has no way to restore loyalty, that's not really important, as for three mana you'll be perfectly happy getting one or two uses out of her, then having her sit on the battlefield causing problems
Armory Automaton is another way to exploit these powerful equipment, sticking them all on the Automaton whenever it attacks