Minnie's Bodyguard ability allows her to enter the battle exerted, and opposing characters who challenge one of yours will target a character with Bodyguard instead
That man really has the monopoly on pricey Magic cards
COMMUNAL BREWING The sixteen spot nearly went to Railway Brawler, a card I have played against on numerous occasions and been very impressed (and terrified) by
1 Foil etched display commander (on thicker, non-tournament legal card stock)
Intruder Alarm Price range: $4.00 through $8.00 Intruder Alarm Size 8.8cm x 6.3cm, Fit perfectly into KMC perfect fit sleeve
Spawn-Gang Commander puts four bodies onto the board, it can chump block for days, it accelerates you into a big play for the next turn, and it can kill a lot of creatures when you have the colorless mana for it