When you take such a card as Life damage, you may activate its Trigger effect for free before it joins your hand
But things go off the rails once you introduce Panharmonicon and Deadeye Navigator--at that point, you're just playing a game of "how many triggers before my opponents leave?" For maximum degeneracy, consider Lotus Cobra, Tatyova, Benthic Druid, and Risen Reef
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"But its a good way of helping people build their collections and get niche items that they might not have had before." Thomas has been a lifelong Pokemon fanPA His personal collection boasts a PSA 10 Crystal Charizard from Skyridge and a PSA 10 Reverse Holo Charizard card from the Legendary Collection, each valued at around 60,000, which he is "very proud" to own
Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to an opponent, draw a card
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