And then you either ramped, drew, and now you have a dork to block, die to a Skullclamp, grab a Sword of Fire and Ice to smash someone, or get bounced or flickered for another use
obviously, chaos ensues when the chaos symbol is rolled on the planar die
So, how am I gonna feel good about playing down some totally normal, average, everyday trainer knowing that next turn Im gonna get hit with THIS
Bristlebane Battler Bristlebane Battler starts as a 1/1, but each subsequent creature takes off a -1/-1 counter until its a 6/6, and for just 2 mana
You technically attack your own permanent
In the right deck, it can be online potentially sooner than Traverse the Ulvenwald, making this the better card for the job