Chaos Orb is such a dumb card from the early days of the game that even Wizards went on to spoof it in the Unglued set
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But Chas, you say, You once wrote an entire article entitled I Hate The Reserved List ! Surely this is some kind of stunt designed to generate a massive amount of traffic for StarCityGames as 50,000 angry Magic players angrily scroll through your article, skim a few lines, and then shout at you in the comments section! To which I saywell, yeah, kind of
It is a very poor removal effect and doesn't help disrupt a lot of the things you might want all round removal to deal with
For example, if you lost 3 life and gained 3 life earlier in the turn, the target creature will get -3/-3
For one, you have to play it in a deck heavy on instants and sorceries