I Just Wet My Plants T Shirt Size:Large as the unisex cut sits

as the unisex cut sits a little more generously across the chest

which matters on a design people actually study

The veteran who has left the Forces on paper but never entirely in practice

we know this particular blend of grown-up-on-paper and menace-in-practice

It says you served

I Just Wet My Plants T Shirt Size:Large as the unisex cut sitsWet My Plants T Shirt, Innocent Gardening Confession You read it once and pictured the watering can, then read it again and raised an eyebrow, because the older you get the more often the line feels uncomfortably accurate. It says wet my plants, of course, and the second glance is where the whole joke lives. "Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service." (Gillian H.)